May 16, 2019May 16, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Far Out, Man: Denver Has Become The First City In The United States To Decriminalize Shrooms

May 13, 2019May 13, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Jemele Hill, And I’m Sure Plenty Of Other Morons, Think That The Red Sox Players Who Visited The White House Last Week Somehow Owe Everybody An Explanation Why

May 7, 2019May 8, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Blink 182 Announces Summer Tour With Lil Wayne and Neck Deep, And We Need Way More Random Concerts Like This

May 4, 2019May 4, 2019 Drunk White Kid

The NBA Isn’t Even Trying To Hide Their Bullshit Bias Anymore

May 3, 2019May 3, 2019 Drunk White Kid

There’s Currently a $25 Million Dollar Bounty On The Head Of ISIS Leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, And I’m About To Kill Him And Quit My Job

April 30, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Hail Satan: The Satanic Temple Is Officially A Tax Exempt Religious Organization

April 26, 2019April 26, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Bank Robberies are Out, Stealing Colonoscopy Equipment Is In