July 21, 2019July 22, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I Almost Died During This Weekend’s Heat Wave

July 19, 2019July 19, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I Wouldn’t Wish Sensitive Teeth On My Worst Enemy

July 16, 2019July 16, 2019 Drunk White Kid

A Modern Day Pablo Escobar Tried To Smuggle Cocaine Through An Airport Under His Toupee, And He Failed Miserably

July 12, 2019July 17, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I Missed “Free Slurpee Day” At 7/11 Yesterday, and It’s Everybody’s Fault Except Mine

July 11, 2019July 11, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Can’t Knock The Hustle: Hearse Driver Gets Pulled Over In HOV Lane, Argues The Body He’s Transporting Counts As A Passenger

July 8, 2019July 8, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Is Air Conditioning Problematic?According To Some Idiots, Yes

July 5, 2019July 5, 2019 Drunk White Kid

BREAKING NEWS: Turns Out That Sharks, Which Are Aquatic Animals, Live In The Ocean