April 26, 2019April 26, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Bank Robberies are Out, Stealing Colonoscopy Equipment Is In

April 25, 2019April 26, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Human Traffickers Are Allegedly Using Snapchat To Target Victims In MA, And I’m Flattered That They Picked Me

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I’ve Had Some Terrible Hangovers, But None Of Them Compare To The World Series Hangover the Red Sox Currently Have

April 14, 2019April 15, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I Wholeheartedly Regret Not Catching Up On Game Of Thrones

April 13, 2019April 15, 2019 Drunk White Kid

A Jeopardy Contestant Won just Under $111,000 In One Round Wednesday Night, And It Isn’t Getting Nearly As Much Recognition As It Deserves

April 10, 2019April 10, 2019 Drunk White Kid

All In Good Fun: 2 Arkansas Men Arrested For Taking Turns Putting On A Bulletproof Vest And Shooting Eachother While Drunk

April 3, 2019April 4, 2019 Drunk White Kid

A Quick Thinking Drunk Driver Sprayed Axe Body Spray In His Mouth To Cover Up The Smell Of Alcohol