February 14, 2019February 14, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Love Isn’t Dead: Man Gets Bitten By A Poisonous Snake, So He Immediately Bites His Wife Hoping They Could Die Together

February 9, 2019February 9, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I Haven’t Been Blogging As Much Recently, And Here’s My Update Why

February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Budd Dwyer

Twitter Suspended Me For “Harassing” The Love Of My Life

January 26, 2019February 22, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I Had To Go To The Library Yesterday, And This Is My Story

January 19, 2019February 22, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Affirmative Action Is Bullshit

January 18, 2019January 19, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Governor Charlie Baker Wants To Legalize Sports Betting In Massachusetts, And I Think My Life Is Officially Over

January 17, 2019January 17, 2019 Drunk White Kid

If You Do Something Nice And Then Pat Yourself On The Back About It On Social Media, You Just Ruined The Entire Point Of Doing Something Nice