
Tag: Money


Rapper Lil Uzi Vert Got A 24 Million Dollar Diamond Implanted Into His Forehead For Some Reason

I Want To Try My Hand In The Stock Market, But I Also Don’t Know What A Stock Is

My Bank Figured Out I’m A Degenerate Gambler Last Weekend

The Government Accidentally Sent 1.4 BILLION Dollars Worth Of Coronavirus Stimulus Checks To Dead People

Kendrick Perkins’ Credit Card Declined At The Store, Turns Out His Kids Spent $16,000 On Fortnite

There’s Currently a $25 Million Dollar Bounty On The Head Of ISIS Leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, And I’m About To Kill Him And Quit My Job

Bank Robberies are Out, Stealing Colonoscopy Equipment Is In

Conor McGregor Arrested For Smashing A Fan’s Phone in Miami, Leading Me To Wonder, “Why Can’t Stuff Like This Happen To Me?”
