June 3, 2019June 3, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I Am Sick, Tired, And Quite Frankly Scared, Of How Smart Las Vegas Is

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I’ve Had Some Terrible Hangovers, But None Of Them Compare To The World Series Hangover the Red Sox Currently Have

December 13, 2018May 29, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I Would Like To Announce My Availability To Help Out The Red Sox Bullpen Next Season

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Drunk White Kid

The Boston Red Sox Are Heading To The World Series, And I’m Pretty Sure My Penis Just Breathed Out A Sigh Of Relief

September 22, 2018September 22, 2018 Drunk White Kid

Would You Rather Have To Watch A WNBA Game Or Have Cancer?

September 19, 2018September 19, 2018 Drunk White Kid

The Baltimore Orioles Wore Braille Jerseys Last Night And I’m Sure All Of The Blind Fans Loved Looking At Them

June 13, 2018September 12, 2018 Drunk White Kid

Red Sox Win Foul Ball Case And Don’t Have To Pay “Victim” A Dime