May 13, 2019May 13, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Jemele Hill, And I’m Sure Plenty Of Other Morons, Think That The Red Sox Players Who Visited The White House Last Week Somehow Owe Everybody An Explanation Why

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I’ve Had Some Terrible Hangovers, But None Of Them Compare To The World Series Hangover the Red Sox Currently Have

December 13, 2018April 13, 2019 Drunk White Kid

With Joe Kelly And Craig Kimbrel Both Leaving, I Would Like To Announce My Availability To Help Out The Red Sox Bullpen Next Season

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Drunk White Kid

The Boston Red Sox Are Heading To The World Series, And I’m Pretty Sure My Penis Just Breathed Out A Sigh Of Relief

October 14, 2018October 14, 2018 Drunk White Kid

Is This The Highest Thought Of All Time?

October 10, 2018October 10, 2018 Drunk White Kid

The Red Sox Are Heading To The ALCS

September 19, 2018September 19, 2018 Drunk White Kid

The Baltimore Orioles Wore Braille Jerseys Last Night And I’m Sure All Of The Blind Fans Loved Looking At Them