May 4, 2019May 4, 2019 Drunk White Kid

The NBA Isn’t Even Trying To Hide Their Bullshit Bias Anymore

May 3, 2019May 3, 2019 Drunk White Kid

There’s Currently a $25 Million Dollar Bounty On The Head Of ISIS Leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, And I’m About To Kill Him And Quit My Job

April 30, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Hail Satan: The Satanic Temple Is Officially A Tax Exempt Religious Organization

April 26, 2019April 26, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Bank Robberies are Out, Stealing Colonoscopy Equipment Is In

April 25, 2019April 26, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Human Traffickers Are Allegedly Using Snapchat To Target Victims In MA, And I’m Flattered That They Picked Me

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 Drunk White Kid

Shuffle Song Of The Day (4/23/19): “Werewolves Of London” By Warren Zevon

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 Drunk White Kid

I’ve Had Some Terrible Hangovers, But None Of Them Compare To The World Series Hangover the Red Sox Currently Have