Known for their quick and unique rhyming style, which is especially evident in this song, Das EFX was a major driving force in the underground NYC rap scene of the 90’s. Due to the fact that in this song they basically combine absolute jibberish with actual lyrics, the best analogy I can make is that it kinda sounds like Ned Flanders rapping. “They diddly Want EFX” is a lyric I could imagine hearing in this song, and honestly, that’s fine by me because the flow and beat is just that dope 

LYRICS

Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
But I can fe-fi or fo, diddly-bum, here I come
So Peter Piper, I’m hyper than Pinocchio’s nose
‘Cause I’m the supercalafragilistic tic-tac pro
I gave my oopsy, daisy, now you’ve got the Crazy
Drazy with the books, Googley-goo where’s the gravy
So one two, um, buckle my, um shoe
Yabba Doo, hippity-hoo, crack a brew

So trick or treat, smell my feet, yup I drippedy-dropped a hit
So books get on your mark and spark that old censorship
Drats and double drats, I smiggedy-smacked some whiz kids
The boogedy-woogedly Brooklyn boy’s about to get his, dig

My waist bone’s connected to my hip bone
My hip bone’s connected to my thigh-bone
My thigh-bone’s connected to my knee bone
My knee bone’s connected to my hardy-har-har-har

The jibbedy-jabber jaw ja-jabbing at your funny bone, um
Skip the Ovaltine, I’d rather have my honeycomb
Or preferably the sinsemilla, Let’s spiggedy-spark the blunts, um
Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun

They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX

Well, I’ll be darned, shiver me timbers yo, head for the hills!
I picked a weeping willow, and a daffodil
So back up bucko, or I’ll pulverize McGruff
‘Cause, this little piggy gets, busy and stuff
Arrivederci, heavens to mercy, honky tonk I get swift
I caught a Snuffleupagus and smoked a boogaloo spliff
I got the nooks, the crannies, the nitty-gritty 40 doe
So all aboard, castaway, hey where’s my boogaloo?

Oh-h-h-h-h-h-hhh, I’m steamin, a-go-ny!
Why’s everybody always pickin on me?
They call me Puddin’ Tane, and rap’s my game
You ask me again, and I’ll t-tell you the same
Since I’m the vocal vegemintarian, stick ’em up freeze
So no Parks sausages, mom, please
A-Blitz shoots the breeze, twiddly-dee shoots his lip
Crazy Drayzie shot the sheriff yup, and I shot the gift

And that’s pret-ty sneak-ky sis, oh yo
I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle’s cup of cocoa
Holly Hobbie tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt
Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun!

They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX

They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX

Yahoo, hidee-ho, yup I’m coming around the stretch
So here Fido boy, fetch, boy, fetch
I got the rope-a-dope a slippery choker, look at me get raw
And I’m the hickory-dickory top of morning boogoloo big jaw
With the yippedy zippedy Winnie the Pooh bad boy blue
Yo crazy got the gusto, what up, I swing that too
So nincompoop give a hoot and stomp a troop without a strain
Like Rosco P. Coltrane

I spiggedy-spark a spiff and give a twist like Chubby Checker
I take my Froot Loops with two scoops, make it double-decker
Oh, Finster Baby come to Papa Duke
A babaloo, ooh, a babaloo boogedy boo
I went from Gucci to Stussy, to fliggedy-flam a groupie
To Zsa Zsa, to yibbedy-yabba dabba hoochie koochie
Tally ho, I-I’ll take my Stove Top instead of my Tater, so
Maybe I’ll shoot ’em now, nope, maybe I’ll shoot ’em later, yep

I used to have a dog and Bingo was his name oh, so uh
B-I-N-G-O-oh
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, hon, so uh
Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun

They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX

They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX

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