What’s up guys. I’ve really been slacking on getting these blogs up lately for a number of reasons (Wedding, concerts, getting fucked up etc.), but I wanted to get back on track with my NFL Picks. After all, the journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step, right? Yeah, dropping a little ancient Chinese proverb on your asses right there

Anyway, we’re in Week 14 of what has been a pretty solid NFL season for me (with the exception of primetime games, which still continue to push my shit in every Thursday, Sunday, and Monday night). Primetime assrapes aside, I’m still positive going back to last season, so let’s get into my picks for tomorrow and Monday

THURSDAY

Las Vegas Raiders @ LA Rams:

TEASER: RAIDERS ML/OVER 35 (4U)

Minnesota Vikings @ Detroit Lions:

LIONS ML (-130)

NY Jets @ Buffalo Bills:

JETS +10.5 (-120)

Baltimore Ravens @ Pittsburgh Steelers:

RAVENS +2 (-110)

Philadelphia Eagles @ NY Giants:

EAGLES -7 (-115)

Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals:

BENGALS -6 (-110)

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Tennessee Titans:

TITANS -3.5 (-105)

Houston Texans @ Dallas Cowboys:

TEXANS +17.5 (-120)

Miami Dolphins @ LA Chargers:

DOLPHINS -3 (-120)

Carolina Panthers @ Seattle Seahawks:

SEAHAWKS -4 (-110)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ San Francisco 49ers:

49ERS -3.5

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Broncos:

CHIEFS -9 (-110)

MONDAY

New England Patriots @ Arizona Cardinals:

PATRIOTS ML (-125)

Those are my picks and I’m sticking to em’. Few in there that I’m nervous about, but worrying is for losers

Lastly, let’s get to my Why Not Teaser for Week 14. Here she is:

-JETS +17

-BENGALS +1

-49ERS +3.5

-CHIEFS -2

That teaser pays out 2-to-1, and you should take its, because that shit is absolutely hitting (DISCLAIMER: I suck at gambling and that teaser could very easily not hit)

That’s all for now. See you folks on the other side

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