To the 5 people out there that actually read my site, you (might) have noticed I haven’t been doing my usual NFL picks/results blogs so far this year

“Why is that?” you probably aren’t asking yourselves, but I’m gonna tell you anyway. In short, I’ve been 50% busy and 50% lazy lately. Work has been crazy the past few weeks, and by the time I get home, the last thing I want to do is more typing. Also, in the past, I usually did these blogs on Saturdays, but between concerts, cookouts etc., I haven’t had the time on Saturdays lately either

Well fear not everybody, because I’m back. I keep saying I want to get back into writing again, and having a weekly blog like this is a good way of getting back into that routine. Plus, as easy as it is to just tweet plays out, I enjoy the visual of the blog and I like tracking the season on here as well

So, Week 5. Thanks to the food poisoning that I received from what Russell Wilson cooked up on Thursday night, I’m already 0-1 this week. I hate losing on TNF because that 1 loss somehow feels like a way deeper hole than it is heading into Sunday, but my momma didn’t raise no bitch

Anyway, enough chit chat. Let’s take a look at who I’m going with tomorrow and Monday

THURSDAY

Indianapolis Colts @ Denver Broncos:

BRONCOS -3 (-130)(2U)

SUNDAY

NY Giants @ Green Bay Packers:

PACKERS -8.5 (-120)

Seattle Seahawks @ New Orleans Saints:

SEAHAWKS +5 (-110)

Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars:

TEXANS +7.5 (-130)

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Buffalo Bills:

BILLS -13.5 (-130)

Atlanta Falcons @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers:

BUCCANEERS -9 (-130)

Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings:

VIKINGS -8 (-115)

Tennessee Titans @ Washington Commanders:

TITANS ML (-120)

Miami Dolphins @ NY Jets:

JETS +3.5 (-125)

LA Chargers @ Cleveland Browns:

CHARGERS ML (-125)

Detroit Lions @ New England Patriots:

LIONS +3.5 (-130)

San Francisco 49ers @ Carolina Panthers:

49ERS -6 (-130)

Philadelphia Eagles @ Arizona Cardinals:

EAGLES -5.5 (-110)

Dallas Cowboys @ LA Rams:

COWBOYS +6 (-120)

Cincinnati Bengals @ Baltimore Ravens:

RAVENS -3 (-115)

MONDAY

Las Vegas Raiders @ Kansas City Chiefs:

CHIEFS -7 (-110)

Those are my picks and I’m sticking to em’. There are a good amount of coin flip games this week, along with plenty of teams that I still haven’t figured out if they’re legit or not. No since speculating on the future though, let’s just wait and see what happens

Lastly, lets get to my Why Not Teaser for Week 5. If you’ve followed me in the past, you know that I always do an aptly named 4 team teaser, because why not? Week 5’s Why Not Teaser is as follows:

-NY Giants +17

-Tampa Bay Buccaneers -4

-San Francisco 49ers ML

-Kansas City Chiefs ML

This teaser pays out 2/1, so if you want to ride with me, feel free

That’s all for now. Let’s enjoy some football tomorrow

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