Shuffle Song Of The Day (1/28/22): “Open Wide” By Calvin Harris (Feat. Big Sean)

“Open Wide” is a song by Scottish DJ Calvin Harris, and it appeared on his 2014 album Motion. The song features Detroit rapper Big Sean, and this combination of EDM and rap is an odd one, but it totally works here.

A definite party song, you’ll hear this song playing in bars a lot, and that drop always makes me start dancing like the drunk white moron that I am. As for the lyrics, I can say with a fair level of certainty that it’s my favorite song about demanding a blowjob (Relisten to the chorus if you somehow didn’t pick up on that)

Calvin Harris sneakily might be in the best position as far as music goes. The guy releases bangers after banger and travels the globe playing sets in packed clubs and festivals, banging smokes, and collecting bags of money in the process. Dumping Taylor Swift was the smartest thing this guy ever did. It all worked out though, seeing as Taylor probably used their breakup to write her next album

As catchy and liked as the song is, I don’t think using the lyrics would be a good pick up line. Walking up to a random girl at a bar and saying, “Now open that shit wide, let me see how big your mouth is!” sounds like a really good way to get a drink thrown in your face. Then again, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take though. So either you end getting slapped and thrown out of the bar by security, or you end up getting your dick sucked in a bathroom stall. Talk about high risk, high reward

PS: Gotta love that little Ariana Grande chirp at the end. “This goes out to, uh, you know who this goes out to”

LYRICS

Oh God
Whoa
Lookin’ at your last text
Damn did you even really mean it?
Did you even look through it, did you even read it?
I been breakin’ up with girls since I was 15
It’s the only thing that hasn’t got easier
A rubber is the only thing that ever came between us
God damn, now look at everything in between us
I mean I’m sayin’ I got more liquor
More ladies, more drugs and no cases
With jobs and no babies
I hope no phone saving and if so you gon’ hate me
When you see me standing on the couches
Turnin’ clubs into houses
Water to champagne fountains
Turn flat chests into mountains
And ooh I love that ass
But I hate that fucking outfit
I’m taking off her blouses
While she take off my trousers
That’s just a couple more problems
To add to the couples’ counselin’
Open that shit wide
Let me see how big your mouth is
Let me see how big your mouth is
Goin’ hard ’til I OD
I’m the newest version of the old me
All my exes are old me
Wishin’ they could X and O me
I’m on the edge and I’m hangin’ all off
On the ledge and we danglin’ off
And if I let go, I won’t fall off
If we set a wedding date, don’t call off
Bartender, I call the shots
We call for shots, y’all call the cops
Sometimes drinks speak louder than words do
Body language speaks louder than verbal
And we see me standing on the couches
Turnin’ clubs into houses
Water to champagne fountains
Turn flat chests into mountains
And ooh I love that ass
But I hate that fucking outfit (I do)
I’m taking off her blouses
While she take off my trousers
That’s just a couple more problems
To add to the couples’ counselin’
Open that shit wide
Let me see how big your mouth is (oh)
Let me see how big your mouth is
This goes out to, uh
You know who this goes out to
Yeah!

LINK TO MY SHUFFLE SONGS OF THE DAY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1DFQlpkxpIenqqQ9Q9IgGf?si=1dfb12c400d34111

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