“What would I do if I won the lottery?” is a question we’ve all asked ourselves before. The possibilities for what you could do if you were ever randomly rewarded with millions upon millions of dollars would be endless, and it’s a fantasy that I, and I’m sure many other people, torture themselves with all the time while we slave away at work for 40+ hours a week

On the song “Heart Of The City” by Jay-Z, he said that, “Males shouldn’t get jealous, that’s a female trait”. Regardless of how you feel about the gender relation behind this quote, I do agree with the sentiment that jealousy is something to try to avoid. More often than not, jealousy turns you into a bitter person that plays the victim and complains because other people are living a better life than you, especially when it comes to money

However, I saw a story this week that admittedly made me very jealous. Apparently the rapper Lil Uzi Vert recently got a 24 MILLION dollar diamond implanted into his forehead, and it has me questioning all of my life choices

Now I’m not jealous because of the actual diamond. In fact, I think it’s one of the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever seen. The only reason I would ever get a diamond embedded into my own skin is if it turned me into a superhero or some shit, and to my knowledge, that isn’t the case here and it’s just for fashion

What I am jealous of is just the fact that he had enough extra money to do something as preposterous as this. Imagine waking up one day and being so rich that you not only buy a 24 million dollar diamond, but you then get it permanently attached to your forehead. This move is the definition of having “fuck you” money, and in my opinion, “fuck you” money is the most important currency there is

I guess to a certain extent I understand this move. Now rather than constantly worrying about losing this 24 million dollar diamond, he can just touch his forehead and confirm it’s still safe and sound

However, this also makes him a constant target of getting mugged for the rest of his life. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if somebody robs him soon, and by somebody, I mean me if I ever see him. Sorry man, but I’ve got some debt to pay off, and if I have to crowbar a diamond out of some mumble rappers head to pay off that debt, then so be it

PS: After I finished writing this blog, I came across this picture that he tweeted out and then deleted. Sick piercing dude, I’m sure you won’t get tired of that within a couple days. What a fucking idiot haha

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