Like I said in my Week 6 Results Blog, I’m self aware to how fucking terrible I’ve been recently. At this point, this is almost more for shits and giggles because I know I’m going to lose. I’m only betting 1 unit on most of these games now because my bank account has taken quite the hit, and I only bet multiple units if I think it’s a lock.

Anyway, let’s take a look at who I’m going with in Week 7.

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THURSDAY

Kansas City Chiefs (-3.5) @ Denver Broncos (+3.5): CHIEFS -3.5

SUNDAY

San Francisco 49ers (-9.5) @ Washington Redskins (+9.5): 49ers -9.5

Miami Dolphins (+16.5) @ Buffalo Bills (-16.5): BILLS -16.5

Houston Texans (+1.5) @ Indianapolis Colts (-1.5): TEXANS +1.5

Minnesota Vikings (+.5) @ Detroit Lions (-.5): VIKINGS +.5

Jacksonville Jaguars (-3.5) @ Cincinnati Bengals (+3.5): JAGUARS -3.5

LA Rams (-3.5) @ Atlanta Falcons (+3.5): LA RAMS -3.5

Arizona Cardinals (+2.5) @ NY Giants (-2.5): CARDINALS +2.5

Oakland Raiders (+6.5) @ Green Bay Packers (-6.5): PACKERS -6.5

LA Chargers (+2.5) @ Tennessee Titans (-2.5): CHARGERS +2.5

New Orleans Saints (+3.5) @ Chicago Bears (-3.5): SAINTS +3.5

Baltimore Ravens (+3.5) @ Seattle Seahawks (-3.5): RAVENS +3.5

Philadelphia Eagles (+2.5) @ Dallas Cowboys (-2.5): COWBOYS -2.5

MONDAY

New England Patriots (-9.5) @ NY Jets (+9.5): PATRIOTS -9.5

 

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Not much else to say at this point. That’s my plan and I’m sticking to it. I know I’m way better at Draft Kings and have been winning money on there, so at least I have that going for me. Speaking of which, I’m finishing up my Week 7 Draft Kings Guide right now, so be on the lookout for that soon.

I would pray to God and ask for these teams to cover per usual, but that hasn’t worked. Instead, I’m going to ask Satan for help this week. Satan, Prince Of Darkness, I will literally become a Satanist if I get double digit wins this week. If you want a new follower, work your magic.