
Month: July 2019


I Almost Died During This Weekend’s Heat Wave

I Wouldn’t Wish Sensitive Teeth On My Worst Enemy

A Modern Day Pablo Escobar Tried To Smuggle Cocaine Through An Airport Under His Toupee, And He Failed Miserably

I Missed “Free Slurpee Day” At 7/11 Yesterday, and It’s Everybody’s Fault Except Mine

Can’t Knock The Hustle: Hearse Driver Gets Pulled Over In HOV Lane, Argues The Body He’s Transporting Counts As A Passenger

Is Air Conditioning Problematic?According To Some Idiots, Yes
