NFL Betting Results (WEEK 15)

All great things must come to an end eventually. The Roman Empire fell in 476, Seinfeld ended in 1998, and my overall happiness ended in Week 15 of the 2018-19 football season. This marks 3 straight weeks of awful betting luck for me, and it’s safe to say that packing a suitcase and holding my thumb out on the highway is starting to sound like a reasonable thing to do. Fuck. Let’s take a look at where things went wrong in week 15

THURSDAY

LA CHARGERS (+3.5) @ KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (-3.5): CHIEFS -3.5 FINAL SCORE 29-28 (LOSS)

SATURDAY

HOUSTON TEXANS (-6.5) @ NY JETS (+6.5): TEXANS -6.5 FINAL SCORE 29-22 (WIN)

CLEVELAND BROWNS (+3.5) @ DENVER BRONCOS (-3.5): BRONCOS -3.5 FINAL SCORE 17-16 (LOSS)

SUNDAY

DETROIT LIONS (+2.5) @ BUFFALO BILLS (-2.5): BILLS -2.5 FINAL SCORE 13-14 (LOSS) 

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS (+8.5) @ BALTIMORE RAVENS (-8.5): BUCS +8.5 FINAL SCORE 12-20 (WIN) 

GREEN BAY PACKERS (+5.5) @ CHICAGO BEARS (-5.5): BEARS -5.5 FINAL SCORE 17-24 (WIN) 

ARIZONA CARDINALS (+8.5) @ ATLANTA FALCONS (-8.5): FALCONS -8.5 FINAL SCORE 14-40 (WIN) 

OAKLAND RAIDERS (+3.5) @ CINCINATTI BENGALS (-3.5): RAIDERS +3.5 FINAL SCORE 16-30 (LOSS) 

TENNESSEE TITANS (+2.5) @ NY GIANTS (-2.5): GIANTS -2.5 FINAL SCORE 17-0 (LOSS) 

MIAMI DOLPHINS (+7.5) @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS (-7.5): DOLPHINS +7.5 FINAL SCORE 17-41 (LOSS) 

WASHINGTON REDSKINS (+7.5) @ JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (-7.5): JAGS -7.5 FINAL SCORE 16-13 (LOSS) 

DALLAS COWBOYS (+3.5) @ INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (-3.5): COWBOYS +3.5 FINAL SCORE 0-23 (LOSS) 

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (-5.5) @ SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS (+5.5): SEAHAWKS -5.5 FINAL SCORE 23-26 (LOSS) 

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (-2.5) @ PITTSBURGH STEELERS (+2.5): PATRIOTS -2.5 FINAL SCORE 10-17 (LOSS) 

PHILADELPIA EAGLES (+9.5) @ LA RAMS (-9.5): RAMS -9.5 FINAL SCORE 30-23 (LOSS) 

MONDAY

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (-6.5) @ CAROLINA PANTHERS (+6.5): SAINTS -6.5 FINAL SCORE 12-9 (LOSS) 


In what can only be described as the most devastating thing to happen since 9/11, I went a horrendous 4-12 in Week 15. To make matters worse, I got knocked out of both of my fantasy playoffs this past week and I wanted to place a bullet in my brain last night. This puts my season record at 108-122, and with the season coming to a close soon I’m a little nervous. Clearly I know I’m not gonna win money this year, but I atleast wanna get back to .500 or above so I know I didn’t lose a lot of money either. That’s why I’m proclaiming right here and now that I’m gonna get 10+ wins next week. If I don’t, I hope it snows so I can go out and shovel for some extra cash like I’m 10 years old. We’re on to week 16.

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