All great things must come to an end eventually. The Roman Empire fell in 476, Seinfeld ended in 1998, and my overall happiness ended in Week 15 of the 2018-19 football season. This marks 3 straight weeks of awful betting luck for me, and it’s safe to say that packing a suitcase and holding my thumb out on the highway is starting to sound like a reasonable thing to do. Fuck. Let’s take a look at where things went wrong in week 15

THURSDAY

LA CHARGERS (+3.5) @ KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (-3.5): CHIEFS -3.5 FINAL SCORE 29-28 (LOSS)

SATURDAY

HOUSTON TEXANS (-6.5) @ NY JETS (+6.5): TEXANS -6.5 FINAL SCORE 29-22 (WIN)

CLEVELAND BROWNS (+3.5) @ DENVER BRONCOS (-3.5): BRONCOS -3.5 FINAL SCORE 17-16 (LOSS)

SUNDAY

DETROIT LIONS (+2.5) @ BUFFALO BILLS (-2.5): BILLS -2.5 FINAL SCORE 13-14 (LOSS) 

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS (+8.5) @ BALTIMORE RAVENS (-8.5): BUCS +8.5 FINAL SCORE 12-20 (WIN) 

GREEN BAY PACKERS (+5.5) @ CHICAGO BEARS (-5.5): BEARS -5.5 FINAL SCORE 17-24 (WIN) 

ARIZONA CARDINALS (+8.5) @ ATLANTA FALCONS (-8.5): FALCONS -8.5 FINAL SCORE 14-40 (WIN) 

OAKLAND RAIDERS (+3.5) @ CINCINATTI BENGALS (-3.5): RAIDERS +3.5 FINAL SCORE 16-30 (LOSS) 

TENNESSEE TITANS (+2.5) @ NY GIANTS (-2.5): GIANTS -2.5 FINAL SCORE 17-0 (LOSS) 

MIAMI DOLPHINS (+7.5) @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS (-7.5): DOLPHINS +7.5 FINAL SCORE 17-41 (LOSS) 

WASHINGTON REDSKINS (+7.5) @ JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (-7.5): JAGS -7.5 FINAL SCORE 16-13 (LOSS) 

DALLAS COWBOYS (+3.5) @ INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (-3.5): COWBOYS +3.5 FINAL SCORE 0-23 (LOSS) 

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (-5.5) @ SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS (+5.5): SEAHAWKS -5.5 FINAL SCORE 23-26 (LOSS) 

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (-2.5) @ PITTSBURGH STEELERS (+2.5): PATRIOTS -2.5 FINAL SCORE 10-17 (LOSS) 

PHILADELPIA EAGLES (+9.5) @ LA RAMS (-9.5): RAMS -9.5 FINAL SCORE 30-23 (LOSS) 

MONDAY

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (-6.5) @ CAROLINA PANTHERS (+6.5): SAINTS -6.5 FINAL SCORE 12-9 (LOSS) 

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In what can only be described as the most devastating thing to happen since 9/11, I went a horrendous 4-12 in Week 15. To make matters worse, I got knocked out of both of my fantasy playoffs this past week and I wanted to place a bullet in my brain last night. This puts my season record at 108-122, and with the season coming to a close soon I’m a little nervous. Clearly I know I’m not gonna win money this year, but I atleast wanna get back to .500 or above so I know I didn’t lose a lot of money either. That’s why I’m proclaiming right here and now that I’m gonna get 10+ wins next week. If I don’t, I hope it snows so I can go out and shovel for some extra cash like I’m 10 years old. We’re on to week 16.