After a soul crushing and wallet emptying 5-11 showing last week, I can only go up from here. This season has been a bumpier ride than driving through a crowd of people, but tough times don’t last, tough people do. I’m gonna come out fucking swinging this week, and hopefully climb back above .500. The only person that can stop me from doing that is myself through the picks I make. That being said, lets get into the matchups for this week and who I’m going with

THURSDAY

LA CHARGERS (+3.5) @ KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (-3.5): CHIEFS -3.5

SATURDAY

HOUSTON TEXANS (-6.5) @ NY JETS (+6.5): TEXANS -6.5

CLEVELAND BROWNS (+3.5) @ DENVER BRONCOS (-3.5): BRONCOS -3.5

SUNDAY

DETROIT LIONS (+2.5) @ BUFFALO BILLS (-2.5): BILLS -2.5

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS (+8.5) @ BALTIMORE RAVENS (-8.5): BUCS +8.5

GREEN BAY pACKERS (+5.5) @ CHICAGO BEARS (-5.5): BEARS -5.5

ARIZONA CARDINALS (+8.5) @ ATLANTA FALCONS (-8.5): FALCONS -8.5

OAKLAND RAIDERS (+3.5) @ CINCINATTI BENGALS (-3.5): RAIDERS +3.5

TENNESSEE TITANS (+2.5) @ NY GIANTS (-2.5): GIANTS -2.5

MIAMI DOLPHINS (+7.5) @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS (-7.5): DOLPHINS +7.5

WASHINGTON REDSKINS (+7.5) @ JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (-7.5): JAGS -7.5

DALLAS COWBOYS (+3.5) @ INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (-3.5): COWBOYS +3.5 

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (-5.5) @ SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS (+5.5): SEAHAWKS -5.5 

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (-2.5) @ pITTSBURGH STEELERS (+2.5): PATRIOTS -2.5

PHILADELPIA EAGLES (+9.5) @ LA RAMS (-9.5): RAMS -9.5

MONDAY

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (-6.5) @ CAROLINA PANTHERS (+6.5): SAINTS -6.5 

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Drunk or not, balance has never really been my thing. This has been a problem I’ve dealt with all season, as my weekly picks never really tend to have any balance to them. I either go with way too many favorites or way too many underdogs, never quite hitting the middle ground. Sure I had a few weeks that this strategy worked out in my favor, but I got ass raped all of the other weeks. This week I definitely am leaning on favorites once again, but I feel like I went with the underdogs when necessary. Knowing me though, I probably fucked it up again and have just set myself up for another subpar week. Oh well, thats why we do it. Let’s wait and see, but please, for the love of fuck, cover the spreads and help me out for once.