I didn’t post this at my usual weekly scheduled time, and for that, I’m not sorry because I’m a dick. I’m already off to a wack start in week 14 because the Jags somehow managed to get blown out by the Titans. At 0/1 already, it’s seeming like a dark foreshadow for what’s to come. Even though lately it seems like I have the luck of a guy who’s afraid of heights and won a free skydiving lesson, lets take a look at who else I went with this week

THURSDAY

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (+4.5) @ TENNESSEE TITANS (-4.5): JAGS +4.5 (LOSS) 

SUNDAY

BALTIMORE RAVENS (+7.5) @ KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (-7.5): CHIEFS -7.5

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (+4.5) @ HOUSTON TEXANS (-4.5): COLTS +4.5

CAROLINA PANTHERS (-1.5) @ CLEVELAND BROWNS (+1.5): PANTHERS -1.5

ATLANTA FALCONS (+6.5) @ GREEN BAY PACKERS (-6.5): FALCONS +6.5

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (-8.5) @ TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS (+8.5): BUCS +8.5

NY JETS (+3.5) @ BUFFALO BILLS (-3.5): BILLS -3.5

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (-8.5) @ MIAMI DOLPHINS (+8.5): DOLPHINS +8.5

LA RAMS (-3.5) @ CHICAGO BEARS (+3.5): RAMS -3.5

NY GIANTS (+1.5) @ WASHINGTON REDSKINS (-1.5): GIANTS +1.5

DENVER BRONCOS (-6.5) @ SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS (+6.5): BRONCOS -6.5

CINCINATTI BENGALS (+14.5) @ LA CHARGERS (-14.5): CHARGERS -14.5

DETROIT LIONS (-2.5) @ ARIZONA CARDINALS (+2.5): CARDINALS +2.5

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (+4.5) @ DALLAS COWBOYS (-4.5): COWBOYS -4.5

PITTSBURGH STEELERS (-11.5) @ OAKLAND RAIDERS (+11.5): STEELERS -11.5

MONDAY

MINNESOTA VIKINGS (+3.5) @ SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (-3.5): SEAHAWKS -3.5 

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I made the unfortunate gamblers mistake of going with too many favorites last week, so I tried to right the ship this week and try to distribute my picks a little more evenly. I went with 7 underdogs this week, and lets hope to fuck they cover the spreads because God knows I need it. That’s all I got for now because it’s early and my brain is still running at half speed. Keep me in your prayers tomorrow, because my friends and family’s Christmas gifts depend on tomorrow’s games.