Similar to a mime, I have nothing to say, so let’s hop right into my picks for Week 13
THURSDAY
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (-7.5) @ DALLAS COWBOYS (+7.5): SAINTS -7.5
SUNDAY
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (-4.5) @ JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (+4.5): COLTS -4.5
LA CHARGERS (+3.5) @ PITTSBURGH STEELERS (-3.5): STEELERS -3.5
CAROLINA PANTHERS (-3.5) @ TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS (+3.5): PANTHERS -3.5
BALTIMORE RAVENS (-1.5) @ ATLANTA FALCONS (+1.5): FALCONS +1.5
CLEVELAND BROWNS (+6.5) @ HOUSTON TEXANS (-6.5): TEXANS -6.5
BUFFALO BILLS (+5.5) @ MIAMI DOLPHINS (-5.5): DOLPHINS -5.5
CHICAGO BEARS (-4.5) @ NY GIANTS (+4.5): BEARS -4.5
DENVER BRONCOS (-4.5) @ CINCINATTI BENGALS (+4.5): BRONCOS -4.5
LA RAMS (-10.5) @ DETROIT LIONS (+10.5): RAMS -10.5
ARIZONA CARDINALS (+14.5) @ GREEN BAY PACKERS (-14.5): CARDINALS +14.5
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (-15.5) @ OAKLAND RAIDERS (+15.5): CHIEFS -15.5
NY JETS (+9.5) @ TENNESSEE TITANS (-9.5): TITANS -9.5
MINNESOTA VIKINGS (+6.5) @ NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (-6.5): PATRIOTS -6.5
SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS (+10.5) @ SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (-10.5): SEAHAWKS -10.5
MONDAY
WASHINGTON REDSKINS (+6.5) @ PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (-6.5): REDSKINS +6.5
Well, I went with a shitload of favorites this week. Sue me. I like rooting for the underdog as much as the next guy, but I just don’t see it happening in a lot of these games. Let’s hope I’m right and able to stay above .500 after this week. Otherwise, I might have to go on welfare, which after having watched that episode of Always Sunny last night, doesn’t seem all that bad. So bring on the wins, or the losses and catch me drinking 40’s on my front stoop at 11 AM. Honestly, I’m fine with either scenario
