October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Chuck Taylor

People That Say, “Money Can’t Buy Happiness” Are Morons

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Chuck Taylor

Local High School Forfeits Their Rivalry Football Game Due To “Safety Concerns”, Which Is A Polite Way Of Saying Everybody Involved In This Decision Is A Huge Pussy

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Chuck Taylor

The Boston Red Sox Are Heading To The World Series, And I’m Pretty Sure My Penis Just Breathed Out A Sigh Of Relief