I Am Going To Stop Masturbating In The Name Of Science (Pt. 1)

My fellow boozedawg Seascoop dropped this blog about how putting a stop to beating your dick will give you mental clarity and is actually very healthy and a good thing for the body to do every now and then.

Now he dropped this blog maybe six months ago (and hasn’t put out another since cuz he’s a lazy blogger but an all around good dude) and I was skeptical when I first read it. Maybe skeptical is not the right word because when reading it, I could see how it would make sense. It’s just that my thought process while reading it was, “haha fuck that!”

You see I love jerking off, it’s one of my few hobbies and one of the many things that I mastered at a young age and continue to master well into adulthood. I do it daily. Sometimes twice daily. Sometimes even thrice if it’s a slow day. I did it this morning before coming in to work.

I’ve gone a couple days without doing it before, but those are usually super busy days or days that I’ve had actual sex (twice). But actually going a full day sheer willingly not cranking one out will be the toughest thing I’ve ever done because I’ll be thinking about it the entire time. And then the next day if I make it that far will be even harder (pun not intended).

So I will keep you updated. This is all in the name of science to see if Seascoop’s blog had any higher purpose or if he was full of shit. I will go another round tonight for one last hurrah before my dick hibernates for a while, we’ll see how long I last. Good luck letters can be scanned and emailed to boozeblogs@yahoo.com

This was a stupid blog I never know what to write about, suggestions to the twitter @boozeblogs would be dope too

-B Dwyer

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