If you somehow haven’t noticed yet, I throughly enjoy gambling on sports. I wouldn’t say I have a gambling problem as much as I just have a frequent losing problem, but what are you gonna do? With the NFL season kicking off on Thursday night, the official Vegas over/under win totals are out and available for betting purposes. There are some easy locks and also plenty of close calls on the list this year, but enough chit chat. Here is a chart showing last years win totals, this years projected win totals, then followed by all of the over/under bets that I made for every franchise this year

Arizona Cardinals: 5.5 wins (OVER)

Atlanta Falcons: 9 wins (OVER)

Baltimore Ravens: 8 wins (UNDER)

Buffalo Bills: 6 wins (UNDER)

Carolina Panthers: 9 wins (OVER)

Chicago Bears: 6.5 wins (OVER)

Cincinatti Bengals: 6.5 wins (UNDER)

Cleveland Browns: 5.5 wins (OVER) 

Dallas Cowboys: 8.5 wins (UNDER)

Denver Broncos: 7 wins (UNDER)

Detroit Lions: 7.5 wins (OVER)

Green Bay Packers: 10 wins (OVER)

Houston Texans: 8.5 wins (OVER)

Indianapolis Colts: 6.5 wins (OVER)

Jacksonville Jaguars: 9 wins (OVER)

Kansas City Chiefs: 8.5 wins (OVER)

Los Angeles Chargers: 9.5 wins (UNDER)

Los Angeles Rams: 10 wins (OVER)

Miami Dolphins: 6.5 wins (UNDER)

Minnesota Vikings: 10 wins (OVER)

New England Patriots: 11 wins (OVER)

New Orleans Saints: 9.5 wins (OVER)

New York Giants: 7 wins (OVER)

New York Jets: 6 wins (UNDER)

Oakland Raiders: 8 wins (OVER)

Philadelpia Eagles: 13 wins (UNDER)

Pittsburgh Steelers: 10.5 wins (OVER)

San Francisco 49ers: 8.5 wins (OVER)

Seattle Seahawks: 8 wins (OVER)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 6.5 wins (UNDER)

Tennessee Titans: 8 wins (OVER)

Washington Redskins: 7 wins (UNDER)

There are some serious sleeper teams this year that stacked their rosters in the offseason that Vegas has ranked quite low, hence why I went with a lot of overs. Overall I played it pretty safe, but I obviously took a few chances because if you don’t wanna take a risk then why the fuck are gambling? As fellow degenerate gambler Big Cat from Barstool Sports once said, “Life’s too short to bet the under” and he’s right. Shit is way more interesting when you’re pulling for the little guy to cover. If you trust me as a gambler feel free to tail on my bets, and if you don’t trust my bets, fade them all and go fuck yourself. I’ll be the one laughing when I’m rich and you’re selling your wedding ring to pay off your bookie