Hey what’s up active readers,
So as you know, I’ve been trying to be more progressive lately. I love women and other people too. I know feminism is really cool and important nowadays so I figured I’d hop on the bandwagon and be one of them to. But there’s a problem…
I’m A DUDE! And I don’t know how to be feminist!
Totally real here guys (and chicks). It’s tough and I really am trying. I just bought a copy of “Bad Feminist” by Roxane Gay and “The Handmaid’s Tale” by Margaret Atwood, which are the first two results on google when you type in “feminist books”. I’m waiting for them to come in the mail so I they can teach me how to respect women more better than my mom ever could or did.
This is what I’ve been doing:
-I don’t tip dudes who make my coffee but I always tip the hot chick and make sure she sees me do it and wink at her to let her know “I respect your body”
-If a girl doesn’t know how to do something and I know how, I don’t show her how you have to figure it out yourself. I know that cuz chicks are smart just as smart as guys and can figure stuff out sometimes easier than us
-when chicks talk I listen. I DON;T look at their tits when they talk to me. I only check em out when they’re talking to someone else out of respect
-when on date with a girl (hopefully soon!) I don’t hold doors open for them because they can do it themself
-if they ask for help I help but not too much and but if they don’t ask then I never offer help because that’s sexist
-I support women filmmakers even though they’re worse than the man one’s
-I often tell women that I hope they’re paid more at least the same as the guys to let them know that I know about the wage gap and how if it’s actually true then that’s fucked up
-that’s as much as i can think of at the moment but if you know more send em to me I really want to know more ways to show I’m not sexist and impress hot girls
-oh and i only have sex with girls that say”yes” first
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