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Just when you thought being a Cleveland Browns fan couldn’t get any better than it already is, Bud Light comes out of nowhere with a promotion that gives Browns fans just another reason to gloat. Anheuser Busch announced today that it plans on placing a bunch of locked beer coolers at various locations around Cleveland. These coolers are fully stocked with Bud Light and will open immediately when (if) the Browns secure their first victory of the season. Here’s a look at one of these proposed “Victory Fridges” I’m talking about

Now I’m sure whatever marketing intern that came up with this idea meant well but this is a disaster waiting to happen. It might have sounded like a fun idea on paper but there’s a 0% chance this all goes according to plan. I bet before the season even starts people will start breaking into them for some free beers. Even if that doesn’t happen, does Bud Light just expect the fans to line up in orderly fashion and respectfully receive one free beer each?Their team has won 1 game in 2 years so there’s not a fucking chance they’ll be calm after experiencing the rarity of winning a football game. This is Cleveland we’re talking about here, and the city is going to look exactly like this within 5 minutes after the final whistle blows

Now the internet has been filled with the unoriginal “Those beers are gonna expire because the Browns won’t win a game” jokes, but I disagree. The Browns finally made some smart moves this offseason and i think they have a shot at not looking like a special Olympics team this year. Call me crazy, but I could see them sneakily wreaking havoc in their division. I also bet the over on their total season wins this year so I guess I am a little biased with optimism. You know you’ve hit rock bottom when your bets are reliant on the Browns doing something positive, but that’s why I gamble. If there wasn’t a risk it wouldn’t be fun, and it would be just like that Twilight Zone episode where the guy gets tired of winning every bet and then realizes he’s actually in Hell. Great show and great episode, but if that’s actually what Hell is like book me there immediately