World Cup Betting Update: I’m Fucking Done

Thank you to everybody that’s been following along with my degenerate coin flipping strategy to predict soccer games, but I’m officially calling it quits on betting for the remainder of the World Cup. My quarter and I went 1 for 16 this round, which to me doesn’t even seem statistically possible. Since money doesn’t grow on trees and I’m already poor as is. I have no choice but to shut it down.

the only match I predicted correctly was the first one: France Vs Argentina. It was a gimme that France was gonna pull that one off, so I didn’t even need that 2 faced silver traitor’s help with that one. Then that asshole went and guessed incorrectly FIFTEEN times in a row, losing me so much money that even a degenerate like me decided enough was enough and walked out of the casino. Could have just done me a solid and learned to flip correctly, but nope, he decided to be a prick instead. No wonder you’re only worth 25 cents you worthless piece of shit. Anyway, sorry to rant but just letting everybody know I’m officially out on this soccer thing. It’s been real, it’s been fun, but it definitely hasn’t been real fun, and my bank account can attest to that.

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