Shuffle Song Of The Day (5/19/18): “Laid” By James

“Laid” is the leading single and title song of the UK rock band James’s 1993 album of the same name. This song became a hit in the United States, and still remains their most famous song. This song also contains one of the funniest lyrics of all time: “This bed is on fire with passionate love, the neighbors complain about the noises above, but she only cums when she’s on top”. The lead singer also hits some high notes in this song that should not be possible for any man who still has his testicles intact, but it’s a good song nonetheless so I’ll let it slide. Everytime I hear this song, I can’t help but think of the movie American Pie, and I definitely wouldn’t mind making Stifler’s mom cum while she’s on top.

Favorite Lyric(s)

This bed is on fire with passionate love

The neighbors complain about the noises above

But she only comes when she’s on top


The therapist said not to see you no more

She said you’re like a disease without any cure

She said I’m so obsessed that I’m becoming a bore,


Dressed me up in women’s clothes

Messed around with gender roles

Line my eyes and call me pretty


Moved out of the house so you moved next door

I locked you out you cut a hole in the wall

I found you sleeping next to me I thought I was alone

You’re driving me crazy when are you coming home?


Shuffle Songs Of The Day Spotify Playlisthttps://open.spotify.com/user/uktsrm7377738r178iaacxnjz/playlist/5zEvXmKpS7QJmK1jDsf45c?si=HUBOkklwQCyJbfwmVncxnQ

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