“Caribou Lou” is a song by rapper Tech N9ne from his 2005 album Everready. One of the fastest and most slept on rappers out there, Tech N9ne deserves a lot more credit than he gets. From rap battles to the insane amount of music he has put out, the guy puts in work and did a lot of it without the help of a major record label. As for the song, it introduces the world to a delicious drink called Caribou Lou. If you haven’t tried it, I highly that you suggest you do. Like the chorus says, it’s 151 rum, pineapple juice, and Malibu and it is delicious. Although a very good and fun drink, some possible side effects of Caribou Lou include falling a lot, fighting strangers, and waking up next to a girl that looks like Shrek. Seriously, be ready to wake up and not remember a single fucking thing from the night before. I don’t know the chemistry behind it, but apparently mixing Malibu, 151, and pineapple juice is how they make roofies. I’ve blacked out every single time I’ve drank it, and there’s no such thing as drinking responsibly when it comes to this drink. So there’s my warning: Now go out there, make it, and play this song on repeat while you drink yourself into a coma.
Yeah, its like the ultimate party favor baby ya know?
Two cups will get her hot and out of her clothes ya know?
151 rum, pineapple juice, and malibu, caribou get them all numb,
Make baby girl come, out of her shell and raise hell,
Don’t stop til the cops come
Half a bottle of 151 off in a jug, one cup of malibu rum,
Baby that’s whassup,
Then you fill the rest of the jug with pineapple juice and its crackin,
The only defect is wakin up like “what happened?”
Drinkin to much lou you might be karate punchin,
Or at the back of the club attending the naughty luncheon
I see double,
I see triple,
Might be trouble,
Might see pistols
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