If I Was Good At Drawing I’d Get So Much Pussy.

vulv

The title says it all folks,,

Everybody has one of those little life skills that they wish they were a master at in order to woo the opposite sex and hopefully one day feel what the inside of a vagina is like.

Some poeple can play an instrument, some can sing, dance, play sports, have a big dick, be able to converse and relate to people, etc. And some can draw.

Me, I can solve a rubik’s cube in less than two and a half minutes and have immaculately clean inner ear canals, but that just doesn’t do it for the ladies these days.

I wish I could draw, look, it’s impressive. If I could draw I’d be raking in the pussy. So much pussy. I’d be drowning in pussy much similar to how some people drown in water. But it’d be good, because drowning in pussy doesn’t kill you the way drowning in other things does, at least, not right away.

Drowning in pussy is cool because you get to have sex a lot. Or so I’m told. If I could draw I’d be going to art shows every weekend and putting my sketches on the wall for people to oohh and ahh and then I’d tell the ladies how much I have feelings and emotions and listen to sad songs and just wish I could find the one woman to spend my great grand uncles multi million dollar inheritance with. That would swing some sweet bushy barnacle clam my way.

I’d fuck that person. That person would be me, the exact same me as right now but instead of being bad at drawing, I’d be good at it.

One can only dream. dream of crayons and vulva.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s