Shuffle Song Of The Day (3/25/18): “Misery Business” By Paramore

“Misery Business” is a pop-punk anthem by the band Paramore from their 2007 album Riot!. Easily their most popular song, no scene playlist was complete without having this on it back in the day. It’s the perfect combination of a great guitar riff and teenage angst filled lyrics about girls being bitches to eachother and fighting over a guy, which is a tale as old time itself. I could watch girls fight all day, both physically or verbally. Girls LOVE to hate eachother, it’s like their favorite thing to do. Adding to that is the fact that smoking hot Hayley Williams is the one singing, and I’ve always had a thing for her. There’s just something so hot about a girl who can pull off the punk look, and her and Avril Lavigne did it perfectly. It’s also a scientific fact that any girl with her hair dyed a weird color likes getting choked during sex and is probably into buttstuff, which is pretty cool if you ask me. When Hayley Williams sings it’s kinda like the National Anthem, but instead of standing and putting my hand over my heart (Or kneeling like that pussy Kaepernick), my dick goes from half mast to full because she has that kind’ve an effect on my pole. I recently found out she’s a diehard Christian and doesn’t drink or do drugs though, which means we probably wouldn’t get along too well. You can only play Monopoly and fuck the same person so many times before you start to get bored, especially if there isn’t any booze or drugs involved. Either way, if you’re reading this Hayley and want to grab a bite to eat and then let me choke you like Albert DeSalvo (The Boston Strangler for all you out of towners), feel free to contact me.

Favorite Lyrics

I’m in the business of misery, let’s take it from the top
She’s got a body like an hourglass that’s ticking like a clock
It’s a matter of time before we all run out

Second chances they don’t ever matter, people never change
Once a whore, you’re nothing more, I’m sorry that’ll never change
And about forgiveness, we’re both supposed to have exchanged
I’m sorry honey, I passed out, now look this way

Well there’s a million other girls who do it just like you
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who
They want and what they like, it’s easy if you do it right

Shuffle Songs Of The Day Spotify playlist


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