I Have A Crush On The Whos From Whoville (But Only If They’re Over 18).

Hopheads,

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I find this chick so attractive. She’s a god damn fox. What I would do for one lovely candle lit evening with this beauty. I mean I’m not really that into the whole goth thing she’s got going on, but if you she wiped all the goth stuff off, I’d be mighty interested. Heck, I’m interested regardless. And I love life!

Heck I would like to take this woman out on a steak dinner too…

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There’s just something about Who girls. Maybe it’s their upturned nose, maybe it’s their childlike innocence. I have a crush on them. All of them.

I WANT TO FUCK THIS WHO GIRL!!!!

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I WANT TO FUCK HER!!!!!

I mean, now, not back then. Heck I wasn’t even 6 when this movie came out. I didn’t even know what a rimjob was yet. I’m talking about now. Today. The present. This chick is a smoke. Cindy Lou Who. Babbbbeeee.

For the curious cats, she looks like this now…

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Buuuuurrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lata boozies.

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