Barstool Confessions: I Use The Same Trimmer On My Face And My Pubes

Carlos Boozers,

The title says it all folks. I recently started fixing up my hair in the old pubic region, ya know, like the nut sack and penis and such. For the last couple months I’ve just been letting it grow like this dude–

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But nowadays I’m trying to do some sex. Some P in the V, maybe a little A action. So you gotta make the old P look nice. Pretty it up. That means nice puberty hairs.

I use the same trimmer on my face and my pubes. That’s not weird. That’s normal as shit. You can all fucking relate to that, do not fucking lie. If you own a trimmer, one that you regularly use on your face, you’ve tried it out before above your cock. At least once. If you’re normal, than probably consistently if you’re a trimmer.

What am I gonna do? Buy a new trimmer? My dicks not nice enough to demand that, I could get my dick top of the line equipment and at best it’d still be 3 and a half inches hard, so what’s the point?

Do I ever trim my facial hair and think to myself, eww this is gross? No. Not really. Should I? Maybe, but I don’t. Fuck you. Call me comfortable with my sexuality, I have no problem with my own pubes and maybe a little dead dick skin remnants rubbing into my chin and neck and shit.

Fuck it.

Good blog King of Beers. Patting myself on the back for this one.

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